Darling, Fetch The Battle Axe

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tyleroakley
ryouseiteki

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

killthewhispernotthedream

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

maribopuppy

IT

HAS

RETURNED

dlie

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Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

dlie

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Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

shmemilyemily

But can we just talk about

paintedgorilla

This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, “hey, bud, yeah I’m real.”

lellowberry

it got better!

trollfishprince

I’ve never seen the second video and j think everyone should

talvasloth-deactivated20180428
trashrabbits

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

pikatru

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kyliesparks27

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

fizzylimon

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

liamdryden

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proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

lardybarbie

“47 month old”

autisticnarset

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

luckyitems

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

lotionaddict

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

biryaniandchill

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

rawrasourrawr

My mother’s friend had twins both girls their names are coco lyfe (last name here) and puff damen (last name here)
They are now I’m middle school and due to bullying they go my the names Rachel and Winny. It’s so sad going to their house and being like ‘Hey winny!’ And her mother going ‘her name is puff!!!!!!!’
Like why did you do that to them…
It doesn’t beat oin oogok puscus but this is what it reminded me of.

kaerujin

@mombong

paganlovechild

My moms name is Cynnamonn Bylynne and she decided that Alyxandria Dystyne Artymis was a good, non weird name for me.

stuffinmybrainhole

My mum once met a lady in a community who had just given birth to twins. She asked what their names were, and she said that  the hospital named them for her, on the little bracelets.  

Pretty outraged my mum was starting to freak out, (You knOW THEY CAN’T DO THAT RighT???!)

And she said, it’s okay I like the names Mali and Femali (Male, Fmale)

sunshineanddandelion
osointricate

harry potter was so messed up guys

not the book series

the character

he was so messed up like he lived in a closet and was hungry and treated like crap and no one helped him escape that life for a decade and then he finally gets to know his heritage and his family and oops kiddo you’re kind of famous?? wizard jesus??? so deal with that without any kind of adult guidance whatsoever you’re eleven and grew up in a house without any kind of emotional support you’re mature enough to handle that and THEN he finds out that he’s actually got people in this world that want him and want to love him and he finds out that… this world… hates them???  like one’s a werewolf and the other is a “criminal” and this world that celebrates his life hates the people that want to genuinely love him and care for him??? and the family that also loves and protects him are treated like crap because they are poor?????? and aren’t racist??? 

then he grows up a bit more and then suddenly he’s got this fuckin’ genocidal war lord out for his head specifically and he’s killing people and shit and NO ONE BELIEVES HIM they literally look at him like YEAH RIGHT YOU ARE JUST THE LITTLE BABY THAT SURVIVED A BAD NIGHT YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING and Harry’s like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

YOU KNOW WHAT NO FUCK YOU

and then he starts a club to teach kids… how to protect themselves?  Because he’s been let down by adults all his damn life so fuck them fuck them all he doesn’t need them they won’t listen to him so he’ll do what he can to protect these kids because the adults won’t do it it’s all on him he’s gotta do it he’s gotta

and then people that love him and want to protect him just for the sake of protecting a friend start dying one by one

and then he fuckin learns that all his fuckin life he’s been raised to be killed and he just

walks into the forest calmly 

and accepts it

WHAT THE FUCK 

rule-one-and-run

#SOMEONE HUG THIS CHILD (via conjure-at-your-own-risk)

Amen.

And can we talk for a second, about how he actively let go of the one person in the entire world that makes him feel normal (and that he wants to be normal most out of anything else is a whole other essay), like he’s got a future, because he thinks he makes her a target, and not only that: if anything happened to her it would be HIS fault? Can we???

I mean, they obviously got their happy ending and all, but he walked away from the girl whose kisses had the same effect as firewhiskey on him, who has been described by him in poetic terms since he was twelve years old. Harry has been completely gone on this girl for months, like, he’s trying to find a way to have Ginny as a girlfriend and Ron as a best friend at the same time, even having seen Ron’s rather extreme reaction to her and Dean earlier in the year, that’s how much he loves likes Ginny. Then they get together and are blissfully happy, and he lets her go, because his upbringing pretty much ensured that he thought he, a teenager, had the responsibility to deal with a situation that has plagued multiple generations, and he wanted her to be safe. Meanwhile having little regard for his own safety.

I have no kind words for the Dursleys.

oh my god I'm dead Jesus wtf harry potter hp